March 13, 2013
avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

(Source: cannabinomad, via thegreatgodum)

March 11, 2013

fuckyeah-nerdery:

bohemian-fairies:

stfuconservatives:

keephopeinyourheart:

alliwantishapp-y:

doctor-wats0n:

miss-magnolia:

They physically moved her bones. They moved her collar bone lower. I hope stuff like this makes people realize how ridiculous the media is.

this is so depressing. 

this makes me so angry!

oH MYGOD I HATE THE MEDIA

In case you’re ever wondering why you don’t look like the girls on the covers of magazines: neither do they.

I will always reblog this so everyone that follows me has a chance to see how messed up society is. 

They tried to improve upon imperfection and like Icarus, they flew too close to the Sun.

But yeah, fuck that and every magazine that photoshops like this.

(Source: , via theremina)

March 2, 2013
February 28, 2013
February 22, 2013
January 26, 2013
January 9, 2013
December 21, 2012
October 25, 2012
animalstalkinginallcaps:

Sir, have you been drinking?
WHAT AN EXCELLENT QUESTION, OFFICER, AND I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ASKING IT. I’D ALSO LIKE TO THANK THE HIGHWAY COMMISSION FOR INSTALLING THIS FINE ROAD.
Yes, they … did a wonderful job. Can I see your license and registration, please?
I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU’D LIKE TO SEE MY LICENSE AND REGISTRATION. I COULD GET THEM OUT AND SHOW THEM TO YOU. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
What? Yes. That’s what I just- You know what, nevermind. Can you just step out of the car for me, sir?
OF COURSE I CAN STEP OUT OF THE CAR. I’VE BEEN STEPPING OUT OF CARS FOR YEARS. I HAVE A COMPREHENSIVE FIVE POINT PLAN FOR STEPPING OUT OF THIS CAR, THE DETAILS OF WHICH CAN BE FOUND ON MY WEBSITE. GIVE IT A LOOK.
Okay, sir, I am going to need you to get the hell out of the car, license and registration in hand, now, and take a sobriety test.
HEY, LOOK, OFFICER … ATTACKING ME, MAKING THIS ABOUT ME, IS NOT GOING TO ADDRESS THE ATROCIOUS DRIVING CONDITIONS THAT AFFECT SO MANY CITIZENS OF THIS FINE NATION, ESPECIALLY UNDER THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION. DON’T MAKE SOMETHING THIS IMPORTANT INTO A PETTY PERSONAL ATTACK.
Are you getting out of the car?
I STAND BY MY RECORD OF GETTING OUT OF CARS. YOU KNOW, THIS REMINDS ME OF JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO, WHEN I WAS IN SKOKIE, ILLIINOIS. I MET THIS YOUNG MAN BY THE NAME OF PETER AND HE SAID TO ME-
God damn it. Have you been Romneying me this entire time?
WELL … YES. BUT TO BE FAIR I THINK I DESERVE QUITE A BIT OF CREDIT FOR DOING IT SO WELL, CONSIDERING HOW MUCH I’VE HAD TO DRINK.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

Sir, have you been drinking?

WHAT AN EXCELLENT QUESTION, OFFICER, AND I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ASKING IT. I’D ALSO LIKE TO THANK THE HIGHWAY COMMISSION FOR INSTALLING THIS FINE ROAD.

Yes, they … did a wonderful job. Can I see your license and registration, please?

I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU’D LIKE TO SEE MY LICENSE AND REGISTRATION. I COULD GET THEM OUT AND SHOW THEM TO YOU. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

What? Yes. That’s what I just- You know what, nevermind. Can you just step out of the car for me, sir?

OF COURSE I CAN STEP OUT OF THE CAR. I’VE BEEN STEPPING OUT OF CARS FOR YEARS. I HAVE A COMPREHENSIVE FIVE POINT PLAN FOR STEPPING OUT OF THIS CAR, THE DETAILS OF WHICH CAN BE FOUND ON MY WEBSITE. GIVE IT A LOOK.

Okay, sir, I am going to need you to get the hell out of the car, license and registration in hand, now, and take a sobriety test.

HEY, LOOK, OFFICER … ATTACKING ME, MAKING THIS ABOUT ME, IS NOT GOING TO ADDRESS THE ATROCIOUS DRIVING CONDITIONS THAT AFFECT SO MANY CITIZENS OF THIS FINE NATION, ESPECIALLY UNDER THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION. DON’T MAKE SOMETHING THIS IMPORTANT INTO A PETTY PERSONAL ATTACK.

Are you getting out of the car?

I STAND BY MY RECORD OF GETTING OUT OF CARS. YOU KNOW, THIS REMINDS ME OF JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO, WHEN I WAS IN SKOKIE, ILLIINOIS. I MET THIS YOUNG MAN BY THE NAME OF PETER AND HE SAID TO ME-

God damn it. Have you been Romneying me this entire time?

WELL … YES. BUT TO BE FAIR I THINK I DESERVE QUITE A BIT OF CREDIT FOR DOING IT SO WELL, CONSIDERING HOW MUCH I’VE HAD TO DRINK.

(via thegreatgodum)

September 27, 2012
September 19, 2012
September 5, 2012
September 4, 2012
Click to enlarge

Click to enlarge

September 3, 2012
tenbandits:

Rest in Peace, Michael Clarke DuncanDecember 10, 1957 – September 3, 2012
Damn.

tenbandits:

Rest in Peace, Michael Clarke Duncan
December 10, 1957 – September 3, 2012

Damn.

(Source: jamesbadgedale)